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The Muffin Queen

Like yeast in dough, I rose up high.
But soon, I ceased to fly.
Soon I was caked in my own demise.
Baked into this pastry disguise.

But thou hath set me free.
With a bite, munch, crunch. 1, 2, 3.
I hath been set free, but thou hath consumed me.

Not 1 but 2.

Mine own eyes seeing only what be in front of thee.
My simple plea?
To escape from this catacomb that surrounds me.

Oh, Silly mare.
With your eyes drooping and your heart beating.
Your bags filled with letters and your mind in gutters.
Wings of grey.
A mane like sunshine.
Tis' be very colors of that which be mine.

Derpy: Hey now missy your making my head hurt.
Muffin Queen (MQ): What be this strangest voice…canst thou heareth me?
Derpy: Well yea, been hearing about every single thing you've just monologue'd.
*Derpy Appears*
MQ: Oh it be you grey mare…
What purpose dost thou have for being here?
Derpy: What are you doing here?
Last time I checked this was my muffin…I mean my mind!
MQ: Your mind?!?
Why dost thou have a mind with the equivalent properties of a purple tinted tempest?
Derpy: Like I've always said to my self and others, the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
MQ: Very enigmatic indeed, tell me mare…what be thine name?
Derpy: Well my name is Derpy Ditzy Doo Hooves.
MQ: Most interesting of names, I am the Muffin Queen.
Derpy: A Queen! Of Muffins! I wish I was a muffin queen I love muffins there so yummy and they bring everypony together why if everypony ate more muffins I think there'd be less violence in Equestria don't you!
MQ: Umm…yes dear Derpy methinks your right with that…listen to my words mare, if thou givest me what is yours. Thou shall receive what be mine.
Derpy: …Like what?
MQ: In exchange for some control of your body, you get to become the queen of muffins!
Derpy: I get to become a Muffin Queen!
MQ: Yes my friend, thou shall receive a queenly state upon the assumption of my powers.
Derpy: We'll show all the ponies the good muffins can do! Let's do it!
*Derpy's mind image and the MQ's mind image morph together*
*Demonic Giggle*
Derpy/MQ: YES! YES! Thou hath opened thine mind and thine own soul too.
*Evil Demonic Laughter*
*There evil eyes glow white and engulf the whole poem*
Even the freshest of muffins still decay!
The Muffin Queen, once a powerful ruler of an ancient area of Equestria known as the Pastry Kingdom. But her rapid ascension to power left her mind shattered, soon her tyrannical soul was sealed in the very thing she loved. But today, today she has been set free. By the mare with the muffin love.

I had my AP Lit teacher read this, much to my surprise...she...loves...this...story-poem. :D

First half is a poem, second half is a bit of a short story(may be expanded in a supplementary story), you'll know when it switches. ENJOY!

Inspiration came from here: [link]
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koolcatloveanimals Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Lt-Colonel-Sharpy Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
The muffins will last....forever!!!:evillaugh:
CompleteChaos21 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Greenrob Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2012
o....k well not bad
CompleteChaos21 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Greenrob Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012
i am saying it is a good book
CompleteChaos21 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
ok thank you, i may write an adventure story featuring Derpy and MQ.
Greenrob Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012
ok you go do that and good luck
CyrodilicPenguin Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Derpy's lost it....
CompleteChaos21 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
She may have, you never know!
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